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pain or no pain?

DentalToons — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:08:37 +0000

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without anesthesia, the dentist begins extracting the tooth when suddenly the patient cries out, “Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!”

Dentist: “Hey, WITH pain it costs $200!!!.”

expensive ortho

DentalToons — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:15:11 +0000

Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened ?”
Dentist: “Twenty thousand bucks.”
The patient starts heading for the door.
Dentist: “Where are you going?”
Patient: “To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”

getting your money’s worth

DentalToons — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 16:05:37 +0000

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: Two hundred dollars.
Patient: Two hundred dollars for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.

fill me in

DentalToons — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 10:52:42 +0000

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back.

pianist dentist

DentalToons — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 05:11:34 +0000

Last week Grace went to the dentist’s office for a checkup and music was playing. She was early for her appointment, but after waiting ten minutes, an elderly woman sitting beside her said, “Isn’t that just like a dentist? A waiting room jammed with people, and the dentist is in there playing the piano.”

roller coaster

DentalToons — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:11:21 +0000

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

A: He braces himself.

tee time

DentalToons — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 03:11:39 +0000

Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss my 4 o’clock golf game.

deep roots

DentalToons — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:35:36 +0000

A dentist had been having an unusually busy day and ran out of local anesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was to be performed. Keen to ensure that a far more painless extraction from the patient’s wallet would not be hindered, the dentist gave the nurse a very large needle. He instructed her to jab it firmly into the patient in the end opposite to that from which the tooth was to be extracted when the signal was given. It all happened in an instant. The patient and pliers were in place. The signal was given, the needle driven home, and with a quick tug out came the tooth. The dentist said, “Hurt much?” The patient hesitated, “Didn’t even feel it come out… tell you what, though, the roots were sure in deep!”

dental bill

DentalToons — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 02:15:17 +0000

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” Yes, I know, said the dentist. “But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients.”

won’t hurt a byte

DentalToons — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 01:11:11 +0000

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won’t hurt a byte.